Death in the family -- "Sparkling naughty boy" -- "The Barnum of Barnums" -- Haunted house -- The new boss -- "Why is that man laughing?" -- Inside the money pit -- The meltdown begins -- The dismantling -- Roots -- Big hat, no cattle -- "Enough sacred cows to populate all of India" -- "Who ordered a $5.00 lobster?" -- The rising son -- "Bully, egotist, tyrant, boor" -- Politics 101 -- Roots II -- "I'm going to fire somebody today!" -- "I see rich people" -- "Let's really stir up the animals!" -- "Fuck! We're going to dinner!" -- "But what if someone really good comes along?" -- The Death Star -- "World War I was a rough one" -- Stepchildren -- Heirs at odds : Steve versus Tim -- The Prince of Darkness (part I) -- Politics 102 -- "It's always 4:20 somewhere" -- Thelma and Louise -- "Know your audience!" -- Selma without hoses -- The Prince of Darkness (part II) -- Death by a thousand hacks -- Hail Mary