99 of statistics are made up -- World runs on numbers -- Statistics in the fake news era -- Don't be part of the problem -- Where do numbers come from? -- Making the news -- #nofilter -- Where's the harm? -- Lie can run around the world before the truth can get its boots on -- Samples, samples everywhere ... -- It's samples all the way down ... -- Size matters -- Bad samples -- Spotting biased samples -- Magic of sampling -- Measure for measure -- Dark side of immigration in open, generous Sweden -- Define your terms -- How to lie with definitions -- Counting is hard -- Asking the right questions -- There's no such thing as a perfect statistic -- What does it mean to be average? -- Average man -- Mean doesn't always mean what you think it means -- Why doesn't everyone know this already? -- Median: The mean's under-appreciated brother -- Averages are not real -- Fraction of a man -- There are two kinds of data in the world -- What's the point of percentages? -- Percentages -- backwards and forwards -- Risky business -- Statistics aren't real -- Cause and effect -- Kill or cure -- CSI: Causation -- Drugs don't work -- 'Have smartphones destroyed a generation?' -- Establishing causation is not impossible -- Rush to infer causation -- Bad graphics -- Electioneering -- Charts as a collection of 'visual metaphors' -- Bad charts: A spotter's guide -- Nonsense graphs -- Context is everything -- 'Is that a big number?' -- Four questions -- Camera tricks -- Do it yourself -- Gender pay gap -- Writing up the results -- How to use statistics to tell the truth.